"tomatoes are fruits because the se-"

kitchenlead216:

bruh

shut the fuck up

tomatoes ain’t no goddamn fruit

chop a tomato up and put it in a fruit salad

take it to the next function

remember what i said when they whoopin yo ass for putting a fucking tomato in the fruit salad

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thecomicsvault:

Batman Pin-Up by Neal Adams
DETECTIVE COMICS #600 (May 1989)

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tropius:

i eat Pears now and shit like that

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zombiethekidd:


starslicer:

SLEPT

Knockin niggas out like fight night.

zombiethekidd:

starslicer:

SLEPT

Knockin niggas out like fight night.

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strivingking:

strivingking:

I want a woman to suck my soul out my dick

Look at me, soul-less, give it back to me

then suck it out again

lol

I’m low-key serious though lol
like please give me a woman that can suck the electrolytes out me….

give me gatorade to recover

and then suck the new electrolytes I just got out of me

LOL

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slowly-turnaway:

I had to catch my breath…then my mind flooded with a desire to lick her everywhere…

slowly-turnaway:

I had to catch my breath…then my mind flooded with a desire to lick her everywhere…

tiddyasshandsintheair:

bigeisamazing:

jacking off before going to sleep is truly hit or miss because you either fall right to sleep or you sit in your bed for 20-30 minutes like

image

"why do i continue to put myself through this?"

this is about to be me

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minusthelove:

im-so-done:

whiskey-wolf:

whiskey-wolf:

I can’t fucking breathe. 

I hate y’all so much 😂

lmao

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23casualties:

Niggas who suck toes need to be arrested.

thechildishgambinofanclub:

Roshis Wetsuit

(art by Celly Smalls)

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Females with egos<

coastingonadreamtoo:

Can’t take that shit too laid back for it..

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